Y'all...I have died and gone to heaven!
I have met the Pioneer Woman!
(enter the shrill giggle)
She was having her last book signing in her hometown of Pawhuska last Saturday, so the BFF, Calista, aka Calianna, and her littlest man, Wesley, and I took a little road trip and had a blast!We got there about 2 hours early (because you just never know how many other crazed fans will drive to Pawhuska, OK for an autograph). The store owner had this "great" idea of giving everyone a number so that when PW got there we could all just get back in line in that order.
As soon as she got there everyone rushed up to her and jumped into line.
Ok. Fine. Be that way.
So, while we waited in line (for an hour) to see her
(even though we were the first ones there)
I can definitely see why she married him!
You can see how excited I was! lol
Note to celebrities around the world: beware of me. Apparently I turn into a blithering idiot around celebrities. There was a lot of "ums" and "duuuuuhhhhs". Also, I'm pretty sure that I asked if I promised to do all her laundry, would she let me move in.
I have hit an all time low.
I couldn't tell if she was interested by my offer or scared and wanted to call for security (aka the Marlboro Man). Sorry PW!!!!!