Do you ever leave the house to do....... I dunno, things outside of your house that have to be done, but the men/ children/ animals in your life do not accompany you?
It doesn't really happen for me very often (and by often, I really mean more like never) unless you count work and I don't want to count work.....it's work.
I often wonder when I'm not home what is going on that momma doesn't know about. Are the boys having a wild block party in my living room? Downing shots of whiskey? Breaking all things breakable in my kitchen? Toilet papering the neighbors?
Generally only the breakable kitchen items are the reality, but a momma's gotta wonder sometimes when daddy is left in charge.
Last week (on more than one occasion) this is what I found when I walked through the door:
Example 1: Wednesday
and 30 minutes later:
When I finally did wake them up at 6:30, they were some sweaty boys. Baths were definitely required!
Example 2: Thursday
Really?! When does the momma get to take naps? Oh yeah, NEVER!!!!
What happens at your house while you're gone? I hope it doesn't involve breakable kitchen utensils!