I just had to share this funky dream with ya'll.
Last night I dreamed that I was standing in my parents breakfast room, looked out the window into the backyard, and saw dozens of Butterball turkeys in the white wrapping gobbling around the yard. They had heads, feet, and tails like regular turkeys, but the body was like the frozen Butterball ones you buy at the grocery store!
I don't even like baked turkey! Just fried ones, but I'm Southern so it's ok!